When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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