What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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