Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Knock knock.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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