What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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