- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

I'm rick james bitch

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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