- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's stupid a light bulb.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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