What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Turkey Balls

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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I was watching Fox news.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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