Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

I enjoy Popcorn

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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