- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's long and black The unemployment line

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

knock knock? come in

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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