Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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