- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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