- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

You should read the Terms of Service.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Katy Perry

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a skinny sumo wrestler

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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