Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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