Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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