What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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