- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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