- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What is life? Paul.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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