- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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