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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A bar walks into a man

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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