- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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