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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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