- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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