How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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I asked her where you were.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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like if your cool

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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FUCK YOU

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

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