- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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