Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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whats black? the colour

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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