- Anti Joke

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.