- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I will create more jobs for americans

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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