- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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