- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

N-E Pats never cheated

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Heskey time.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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