- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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