- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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