Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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