what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Jimmy Saville

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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