What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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