Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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