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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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