- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

feminine literature

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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