An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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I need to start studying.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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alex is cool

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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