Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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