Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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