What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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guess what>? your mum lol

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Anti Joke

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