- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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