If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Tunechi

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Small Penis.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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