Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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A man was shot. He died.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Anti Joke

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