- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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