- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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