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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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