One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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