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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Chris is hairy

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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