- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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