Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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