- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Caroline Kelly.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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