- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Face...the other white meat!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Pickles are powerful

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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