- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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