- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Turkey Balls

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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