- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why so serious ?

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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