- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Smelly Indians.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Faithful men.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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