Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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