Why? Because.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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