- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Barack Obama.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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