What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

jd and zach loves vigina

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...