- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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