Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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