how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why am I writing this...im bored

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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