Women's rights

The Oakland Raiders

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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