What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Potassium? K.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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