What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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