Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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