how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Tall asians

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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