Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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