- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

9/11

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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