- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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