What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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