- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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