"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Get some flipping new jokes people

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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