- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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