What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Women's Soccer.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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