How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

. . I am a whale

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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