A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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