- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

your so fat. your fat!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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