This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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