A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

João Duarte reads this.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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