- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Do the roar!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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