why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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