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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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