- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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