- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why? Why not?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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