During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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You are joking right?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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