Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

binladin walks into the american seals

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

oh hey.

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