- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

a person who will soon die of beeties

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

YOU

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

These Jokes suck.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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