How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Take part of what?

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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