- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Women's Rights

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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