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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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