- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's 2+2? Fish

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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