"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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