- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What is 9+10? 19

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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