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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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