A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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