- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

im telling maguire

Justin Beiber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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