so today i took a poop. hehe

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

a black man pays his child support

Prostitution is bad.......

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Racial Equality

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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