- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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