- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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