- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

asians have slitted eyes lol

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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