- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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