Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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