Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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