- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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