my penis

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

womens rights.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Andoni was here

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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