- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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