What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

oh hey.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

binladin walks into the american seals

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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