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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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