What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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