Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

read this sentence again.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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