- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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