If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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