- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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