- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

i found waldo.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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