- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

antonis sister is mighty fine

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are flowers.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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