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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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