- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Do the roar!

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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