- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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