- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call an blank test? an F

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are flowers.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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