What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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