- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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