- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What is green and slow Grass.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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