- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

i just pooped that is all!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

i just pooped that is all!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.